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Body Image.. and, Boobs.

Why is it we all are so obsessed with our body image? What makes some of us OK with what we have/don’t have and some of us nit pick every detail?

I am not sure. One thing I can tell you is intelligence is a curse here. I have done a lot of research into what makes people choose to alter their appearance. Usually, it stems from a deep rooted past issue with something, either being overweight as a child and being teased, to feeling ugly and obsessing to look like a waif fashion model, to thinking your penis is the same size it was when you were 12 and being addicted to Enzite.

We all have our issues. Nobody is 100% happy with their looks. It is reality, we all judge the book by the cover. We don’t even do it on purpose.

When babies are about 6 months old, they will start to judge their family members based on their appearance and facial expressions. Mom is definitely different than sister, and so on.. We keep that inherent judgemental facility, even as teens and adults, we just try to overlook it and be fair to our fellow humans. But, admit it, as nice a person as you are, you instantly will surmise something about someone when you first see them. You may not hold on to it, but you DO in fact, judge them.

Where am I going with this? Well, let’s talk about being naked. Yep, some of you won’t be naked in front of anyone in the next weeks, months, years, and some of us, well, will be naked in front of thousands, today, tomorrow, and for years to come.

What makes someone sexy? What makes them attractive? What makes someone want to find out more about a person, or maybe just enough to have sex with them?

Initially, it is the judgement. First look. First impression. Maybe you find it overall acceptable, that you want to dig deeper and go further. I am only going to give my perspective from a woman’s side here.

For women, when men look upon them, I believe for most, the mother figure is what comes into play, either consciously, or subconsciously. Men love motherly women. Maybe most won’t admit it, but you have heard it before, guys like girls to “take care of them” in a somewhat maternal way. I have enough “mommy fantasies” requested on my webcam that I can assure you, this is extremely (extremely) common.

So how does one determine, on first look, who will be motherly and who won’t? Well, for the masses, a voluptuos woman with big breasts and a round ass suggests they have had children, and are fertile, or would be. A motherly figure, mating material. This is primal stuff, people, not going on logic, morality, or even the minority of what guys like.

Not to say all men like curvy women, but the majority rules here. If that were not true, the huge desire for all things “boob” would not be at the forefront of our current culture. And, because of the ease and availability for even 18 year old GIRLS to get breast implants, have further ingrained into our culture that the big breast, rules. The big breast is sexy, the big breast, whether real or fake, makes a “woman”. It’s everywhere. From porn to beer ads, to everything in between. Where men are concerned, a boob or two, will sell them nearly anything.

So much so, in fact, I read a poll recently where guys who actually liked different kinds of women : skinny, small breasted, tattooed, somewhat masculine, whatever, would not admit it but will instead date and even marry a more conformational girl in the desire to please his friends and colleagues. Trophy Wife. Would rather conform than be ousted by his friends.

Now some men, are confident enough to of course date, and eventually marry them and live happily ever after. That’s awesome. I find this is more common in non metropolitan areas though. Coming from LA and the CA Beach area, Barbie and Ken rule the streets. Everyone looks like they just stepped out of Baywatch or Calvin Klein ads, and it’s rediculous. You will be outright dismissed, if you don’t! Enough trips to the beach and bars when I was younger, was enough to make me stop going. It’s outright rediculous. I never “fit in”, and I never was one of the “cool girls” or the “hot girls” #truth.

So where does this lead into someone who sells their body image for a living? Hmm hard call. Using  myself as an example; I am definitely non conformist. I have bush. Small natural tits. Big obnoxious nipples. Skinny. Not your typical pornstar, and yes, I am reminded of this in a not very polite way, daily.

Do I have “fans” (I hate that word but whatever).. YES!! AND I APPRECIATE EVERY ONE OF YOU NON CONFORMIST GENTS! Good for you, that you are not afraid to like what YOU like. #majorbrowniepoints.

Would I have more fans and more bookings, sell more shows, and make more money if I were a conformist, got a boob job, and shaved my bush off or at least to a landing strip? Probably!!

Does this make me sad? Sometimes!!

Although, I can’t fight the masses. It seems to only really bother me (a lot or a little depending on my mood LOL) when I have to compete with girls who ARE conformist, and they always win. It bothers me when I refuse to wear a bikini at a public beach because I don’t want to be judged. It bothers me when someone says “where are your tits?” (guys can be so mean) from behind a computer screen, and “why don’t you get boobs” from a producer’s desk… It bothers me when I don’t get booked for stuff because producers expect a “woman of my age” to have big or fake breasts. Does it crush me? No. But it is rather annoying to constantly be fighting “the system”, and rather exhausting to have to defend my non-conformist self. Oh well. That’s life.

BUT on the other hand, when I am not worn down by the doubters, haters, and regular people of the regular world, I am happy that I do inspire younger teen girls who email me about being a pornstar to, well…stay natural. That to me is a win for the girl team. I am always against younger girls changing their bodies, and against them doing something for guys and not themselves. It’s just bad all around. I tell them to wait till they are 25 then see how they feel. Most end up staying.. natural.

Truth be told though? Have I ever considered a boob job? HELL YES!! Every week!! Why? Well, for one, I am in the business of my image, and my image is subjective to the masses. See above. Also, it would be really awesome to need to wear a bra someday.. LOL. Also, because maybe I really want to experience having someone look at me like I was a woman and not a girl. Body dysmorphia here? Probably. But look into your own soul and tell me you don’t have one somewhere too. If you don’t.. then you rock, and if you do.. you’re not alone.. I’m right there with you, looking myself up and down in the mirror.. and wondering what others see.. ;o)

xoxo Heidi

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Updates

Well it’s been a while..yea yea I know. Honestly I haven’t been inspired to write anything, really. Well, not with being so busy..all I wanna do half the time is crash out!
Anyway, site is coming along.. just have to put some stuff on it hahah.. I honestly wasn’t going to do a site with photo/video content per se, I really just wanted to do webcam. BUT other people (as usual) talked me into it, so guess what? now I gotta do more stuff, to put on it. Heheh.. well my thing with that, is honestly I wanted it to be a really casual personal site. NOT one of those “look at me, I am so fucking hot” sites like the 100 other pornstars do.. that to me is just so vain I can’t stand it (I am not vain) .. so what I am going to do is a few xxx sets/vids, and a lot of casual, “real me hanging out being the goof I am stuff”. Ok?
Anyway, I should have that radio show interview out soon, and Revenge of the Petites should be out in about 6 weeks from now or so.. Here is the link to that if you’re curious http://petitesmovie.com/home.php.
Love u guys and thanks for the support!!
xoxoxo Heidi

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Wow.. some email THIS is LOL!

Wow.. some emails are not that surprising, but instead kind of lame.. So… WTF is this guy talking about? Last I checked FAF was not  in my immediate plans or offered recently by me.. hahah.. not only that..but catch the last part and see why this guy would NEVER get that job! LMAO!

Some compliment THIS is. See if you can figure out why this  is an intstant fail for me.

“SUBJECT: FUCKAFAN WINNER?

Hey Heidi, how are you? Have you been in any steamy scenes lately?
I’d like to take you up on an offer of fucking 1 or some of your fans on camera for fuckafan.com or Can He Score for Bangbros.
Doesn’t matter if you have small tits. You have a hot ass and I’d love to bang it.”

———-LONG SILENT PAUSE….———- and the verdict? Ummm..no. Thanks. Pass. Like, forever.

HH

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Men, my type? all of them.

I get asked soo many times per day what my “type” is, and “am I one of them?”. I find that humorous because, honestly I don’t have a type. I like diversity. I don’t really have a physical type of person I am into.. but I can tell you, demeanor is the #1 thing that gets me, but even then, I like so many personality types.

Lets say for shits and giggles, that the following hollywood stars were up for dating me (heh ya right but theoretically here, people).. And YES I am fully aware I am basing this off of their screen personas, and am also completely aware that their “real” life personality might be nothing like this, but who cares.. this is just for fun! And don’t be so surprised by who I pick, either. ;o)

My favorite hollywood guys, guys I would totally date, in no particular order:

Morgan Freeman.  Just look at those soulful, calm, beautiful eyes. Morgan means confidence, security, safety, a man who’s comfortable in his own skin and able to give to others.. sexy. Mature, Morgan.

Jackie Chan. He cracks me up. And, he kicks ass. Jackie would be so fun to date because he’s so cute and so fun, and I’d never have to worry about being mugged! His eyes sparkle when he talks, and his whole face lights up when he thinks he told a good joke. Adorable, Jackie.

Jack Black. Also super funny, a bit insane, wild, intense, no holds barred fun guy. Smart, and actually very business oriented. He’s so huggable, squeezable, and would be a kick to be around. With Jack you’d expect the unexpected.  Exciting, Jack.

Bradley Cooper. Mellow, smart, fit, funny. Would be the guy who’d you would have to work out with, before anything else, but that’s cool.. dedication. He’d be fun to go trekking across the globe with, and his quiet but thoughtful demeanor is very intriguing. Mysterious, Bradley.

Antonio Banderas. Romantic, physical, funny, exotic. Who wouldn’t go out with Antonio? Well, besides the obvious, I can also see a sensitive and silly erotic side, that would be very fun to explore.. Romantic, Antonio.

Albert Einstien. Yea, that’s right. Anyone who’s seen his old interviews would understand his obvious intelligence coupled with a boy like charm and goofyness that gives him an endearing personality. Plus, I’d never have to do my own accounting, nor ponder quantum physics alone! Sexy Smart, Albert.

Bill Murray. Funny, smart, witty, calm, strong. He’s a bit of a scrapper from what I hear, too! He’d be so fun to be around, any insolent arguments he starts just for the hell of it would be rather comical I am sure. Since I love to laugh, 24/7, Bill is the shit.  Funny and strong, Bill.

So as you can see, so much more goes into what I think about guys than just the outward appearance, matter of fact, that’s usually fairly far down on the list.

The one thing you won’t find on my list though, is any overly testosteroned macho men.. that, is a deal killer for me, for sure! Don’t be a total wuss, but don’t be a dick and it’s all good!

xoxoxo Heidi

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2011 Recap and Reflection

Well the end of the year is upon us. Wow, it has gone really, really fast. I can’t say I mind though…

Still having my website worked on. I am not sure what opinion I have on that yet. I can tell you this, though, anyone who gets one made without having to be involved? Lucky. LOL. On one hand I am learning a lot about the semantics involved in running a website, on the other hand, I have had no intention of being a webmaster. What’s a girl to do? I dunno. Hopefully all Y’all will want to see enough of my pussy that I can hire someone to run it before too long ;o) I was naive in thinking all I had to do was pay a designer, give some content, and voila, a website. Nope. Insert programmers, billing, content management, webcam solutions, affiliates, marketing, content theft watchers…bla bla bla.. and each one thinks you know how it all works HA! Not even close, my friend, not even close. Anyway, that’s what is taking me so long!

Its kinda like sink or swim. Well, for now I am treading water. Time will tell whether I win the English Chanel in a mad race of elation, or plummet slowly into an icy depth like the Titanic hahahah!

The year has (and it seems for everyone) been filled with endless dramas… friend dramas.. porn dramas…family dramas…work dramas… and all I wanna do is have sex, eat, and be merry. I would love it if my life really were as those perceive it to be.. nothing but sex and joking around, but alas, that is far from reality most days.For drama.. ugh. I hate drama. And what I hate even more, is having it thrown at me and turned around on me where it looks like it’s MY drama!! OMFG that makes me irate. But, par for the course, it’s been that way…all year! Sometimes I wonder if its the dues I am paying for a great 2012.. but then also I wonder if that’s just the way it is now that the economy is bad/not recovering and everyone is on constant edge .. again time will tell on that one, as well.

Some of you are asking what projects I have up and coming. I will say, who knows. I have a lot of offers all the time, but to be honest, this business really makes me nervous anymore, especially where working with other talent is concerned. This year I got a call a week after shooting a scene with someone and was told that person was out and about doing undesirable sexual things, a drama and health risk I TRULY did not want to hear. Turns out it was all ok but that week until I found out it was ok? Really turned me off to shooting in a weird way. Again, if I can’t pick the talent, and know what they are up to, I am not into it anymore. Refer back to closet freaks post ;o) and another reason why I love webcam so much (aside from one on one interaction with you guys, which is #1)

I started as a solo model and for all intents and purposes I am back to solo for the time being. Of course if a big production comes up, I have a bit more control over that. But little stuff for midrange companies? No, thank you. 

So on reflections, what I have learned this year? Well, that me, myself, and I are truly all I can rely on,  all that I care to have involved, and all that I can truly trust. Maybe it has always been this way, maybe it is that way for everyone, but as egregrous humans, we deny it so we don’t feel so alone. Personally, I am coming to grips with that fact and I am making peace with it. Now this isn’t to say I don’t have and enjoy close friends, people who care, people who help me out, and people whom I share stuff with.. What it does mean, is that I am fully aware on every email, conversation, text, and interaction where I truly stand, and that’s ok by me. I think at some point, the chick has to leave the philisophical nest. Maybe it took me till 41 to figure it out, but at least I did.

What does next year hold? I dunno. I feel like a big ball of dough that rose up nicely, then was punched down into a flat mess, and now I am waiting for some external warmth to allow me to rise again. But, as a type A personality, I doubt I will allow an outside influence to build me up again. This is where self sufficient internal work and internal warmth has to be born, used, and maintained.. that is my goal for 2012 ;o)

And a special thanks to those who give me daily multifaceted support, for that I am truly grateful. You know who you are ;-D

So… all that being said…I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and best wishes for a prosperous and happy New Year!

Love,

Heidi

 

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On fame, and how it really doesn’t mean..a thing.

I was watching the Graham Norton show tonight… and Robin Williams, Elijah Wood, and Jennifer Saunders were on. I love Graham. He’s awesome. Anyway, there was a segment where Elijah and Robin were chatting about being at awards ceremonies, and meeting other “stars”.. and how they felt still, besides their own notoriety and fame, inferior to those they looked up to.

How could that be? Don’t you reach a point, where you feel equal with the other stars, and become the famous persona everyone in the civilian world sees you to be?

I don’t think so. I truly think that fame and notoriety are a third person cause and effect. Maybe you have money, fans, a big house, everything material you could need or want. Maybe you showed you high school ex boyfriend he should have never broke up with you. Maybe you proved to the world you are worth something after all.. but do YOU honestly feel that way? Standing naked in the shower, grocery shopping, picking up dog poop LOL.. we all feel the same.

I know for all it’s worth, and I am not saying that I am famous on those levels AT ALL (so hold your tongue geesh).. but I have had many people recognize me, I have had some say “ohh I know you, you’re famous..from that xxx movie. ____”.. that kind of thing. A mere glimpse into what it would be like to be perhaps, Sharon Stone or whomever. Yet I don’t feel any different. I still feel the same as I did when I was 10, 15, 25.. now.. a nerd. A total goofball. Not what others perceive me to “be”. Still down to earth, nothing more notable than anyone else who strives for something unique in this world, would feel.. just plain ole me.

“Fame”, the aspiration or attainment, would mean, and even now means, nothing to me in that sense. I haven’t changed my personality from before I was on screen to after. Honestly, its just another facet of the many things I have done in this life, and it will be a passing subject of interest on the porch with lemonade in the future. So to those who seek it, crave it, would do anything for it.. is sad. It’s a delusion of an accomplishment that is only to be felt by others.. you’ll never feel it..not like you think..

So for that, I’m glad I know …Fame.. it doesn’t really mean.. a thing.

xoxo HH

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Freaks Who’re Out, Vs. Closet Freaks

On the subject lately of freakiness.. Here is a joke to start you off:

The Stuck Vibrator

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an “emergency” appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. “I’m sorry, Miss,” he said, “but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation.”

“I’m not sure I can afford it,” sighed the young woman. “But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? “

Now, that would be my kind of freakiness, and honestly I have NEARLY been in that position before LMAO!! Kinda like the Richard Gere urban myth and the poor gerbil.. however I have heard real stories about stranger things.

Stranger things. Yes, but not too strange. What makes freaky, well, freaky?
I would say anything that is freaky to one person could be completely vanilla to another.

Like for example. Double penetration. Hell that’s vanilla to me. I can do four toys at once, and the more the better, but I love stretching the limits, AND my vajay jay hahaha (dont’ worry boys, it goes back to water-tight-as-a-frogs-ass instantly). On the other hand, when it goes to extreme freakiness edging on psychotic (think necrophelia here), to ME that’s going way too far.

Does it make it wrong? Well who am I to judge the freakiness you were born with. It’s all personal. but…

So what about hiding your freak versus being out in the open about it? I personally am very out in the open about it. I figure if I can think of it, 100 other people have too, so what’s the big deal with admitting it? Maybe the fact I don’t have any freak that is 1)illegal or 2)should be or 3)is really considered a mental illness.

What freaks me out about freakiness, is “closet freaks”. Those kind of people scare me. You don’t know what you’re getting, you don’t know what freak they are hiding and why. You have no idea if perhaps they are also secret molesters or rapists, or worse? Yea ok a bit dramatic but hiding little things leads to bigger things, and those things are usually a forbearance to serious personal issues.

So if you don’t want to be thought of as a freaky Closet Freak, get your Freak Out and let’s get the Freak On..

Hell, share it with me on cam. I probably did it 4 times before breakfast, and maybe another 10 before lunch..

Dinner? On me. No really, you can lick it off, okay?

xoxoxo HH

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The business of the business, business.

Ever wondered how we pornstars (for lack of a better word, adult actresses actually) can do what we do? So do I sometimes.

You know, we put ourselves “out there” in a way nobody else would every have the balls/ ovaries to do. I mean that. Put yourself in our shoes, or bed for that matter. Put yourself naked, having sex, spread eagle or ass up in the air, smiling and enjoying the action yet subjecting ourselves to criticisms that only your intimate lover might otherwise have access to, yet we are world wide. All your flaws. All your fears, all your imperfect parts exposed, but still we push past those insecurities and share ourselves anyway.

Most of the times, things people say about us, our body parts, our facial expressions, personalities, our hair or lack of hair, our nail color, foot size, boob size, ass shape, you name it.. well, we let it roll off and know that “to each their own”. But sometimes, just sometimes, these things crawl into our craw and quite honestly, piss us off.

Especially those of us who try to please you, the masses, the viewer, those who need their woodies ever attended to.

Thank us for allowing you to criticize us. Thank us for allowing you to get off even though we wonder “where you get off” sometimes. Thank us for allowing our inner and outer selves to be accessible to you too often, purely for your enjoyment. Thank us for not always getting what you think we do out of the deal, but thank us for doing it anyway.

Thank your favorite pornstar for putting up with the idiots, freaks, stalkers, pimple faced immature brats, and still going on with the show.

We do what we do because we’re emancipated, independent, sexually free, our own bosses, horny as hell, and believe sex is a healthy part of life that we feel free enough to share our sexual experiences with you, and we (most importantly) LOVE IT… So… don’t make it a bad thing.

Didn’t your momma ever tell you “if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all” ? Mine did. Oh yea, manners. I forgot, those died in 1989. LOL.

HH

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News, updates, random thoughts of nonsense.

Well I finally moved. My court cases for car accident LAST YEAR is 2/3 done. Finished a mainstream/xxx movie. Finishing my solo/cam site. What else? Well the world is still pretty f*ked up of course, and since I don’t plan on writing a novel, you’ll have to surmise what that is all about.

I wonder how the adult biz is doing, I mean overall. I wouldn’t really know since as you have heard I only shoot for the best companies, and only on my terms, so really I am not in the trenches as much as some are.
I do see an upsurge of girls *trying* to cam. Funny. Most don’t have the personality or dedication to do it. You know, few porn chicks are actually “talented” at it. I mean that in a truthful way. Laying back with your legs spread and waiting for the dick to do all the work is 75% of them. So when they have to actually be creative, and entice a guy ala SOLO.. they fail, badly.. LOLOL!! Anyway it just cracks me up because I think the business is ever changing, and it should.

The days of the real starlets are far and few in between. Give us your Jenna’s and your Ginger Lynn, Debi Diamond, the real sex kittens, you will see the difference ;o)

Anyway, totally off subject, the other day I got a weird nerve pinch IN MY PUSSY ahahah!!! It was so freaky because every time it would spazm, I would orgasm!
Ok so that SOUNDS cool, and it was the first, say 10 times.. But then it got kinda annoying! I recall a show once on Maury or something where people had involuntary orgasms and it ruined their life. Alas, once again, too much of a good thing… = bad.

Well anyway hopefully life will be back to some semblance of order and normalcy for me. I know, I know.. how boring. Yep. I like that. Too much excitement, stresses me out! I am a country girl, can’t change it and honestly, don’t want to.

That reminds me, I gotta go put some corn out for the squirrels.

BBL.

xoxo Heidi

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My Viking Name LOL!

Ok so this has been a debate the entire week. What would I be called? Well, we all know my blood runs pretty think on the Viking front. One run in with me on the wrong terms, and that is fairly obvious. But, I am also very fair ;o) Back that up with my other part being Native American and French? Well, I can drink, fuck, and pillage, plunder and scalp all in one fell swoop. HAHAHAH! Here is what this cool site “The Quarter” comes up with .. go try it. Here’s mine! I think it’s pretty true:

Your Viking Name is… Heidi The Fearsome

Iðunn the Fearsome”

(Well, actually, that wouldn’t really be your name — since you’re female, your name would be something like “Iðunn Björnsdottir”. But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You’re a doughty, stalwart Viking, or at least you would be if you were male. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You’re not a “berserker”, but you’re among the toughest sane Vikings around.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don’t have a lot of tact, so it’s lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who’ve never met you.

Iðunn the Fearsome

(Idunn in AgloEnglish : Iðunn is a goddess in Norse Mythology. She is the goddess of youth, wife of Bragi, god of poetry. She guards the golden apples. These apples are eaten by the Norse gods to let them live until Ragnarok, the battle of the end of the world.)

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